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  <title>Your momma so fat, Jaba the Hut said, "DAMN."</title>
  <subtitle>Laps Taps - The Fresh Maker!</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Kathryn</name>
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  <updated>2008-05-20T20:50:14Z</updated>
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    <title>So ... uh. I meant to do this when I got home xD</title>
    <published>2008-05-20T20:49:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-20T20:50:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="1"&gt;kk. So I've been meaning to do this but I created a new LJ account. It seems appropriate, considering how things in my life have changed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;My new account is &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_saisis' lj:user='saisis' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://saisis.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://saisis.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;saisis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. You don't have to comment, just add! :D&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is kind of a way to see who is actually still reading my journal and also ... I'm tired of my misspelled and incorrect username. xD&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>I'm Pretty Much the Coolest Person Ever</title>
    <published>2004-06-16T01:18:50Z</published>
    <updated>2007-09-09T17:15:27Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Breaking the Girl by Red Hot Chili Peppers</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt; &lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/TehLappy/friendsonlytheking.jpg" alt="Friends Only ... Yo" border="0"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;Rules&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;o1.&lt;/b&gt; Get used to some angst. Please. I do that a lot. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;o2.&lt;/b&gt; Don't type like an illiterate person; if you do, I'll delete your comment and ignore your existence in this world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;o3.&lt;/b&gt; You don't have to update very often to be on my friends list. To tell the truth, I quite often take breaks from journaling because of my busy schedule. I normally give people two or three months of hiatus before I ever remove them from my list.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;o4.&lt;/b&gt; Have a good sense of humor and most importantly, &lt;b&gt;you &lt;u&gt;must&lt;/u&gt; be able to take sarcasm&lt;/b&gt;. If you can't tell the difference between a &lt;i&gt;sarcastic&lt;/i&gt; insult and a &lt;i&gt;real&lt;/i&gt; insult then you're not worthy of my presence (the last somewhat insulting statement being saracastic D:). &lt;b&gt;Hint&lt;/b&gt;: I normally type these sarcastic insults in big, huge, annoying capital letters. :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;o5.&lt;/b&gt; If I &lt;b&gt;do&lt;/b&gt; deny you the &lt;i&gt;honor&lt;/i&gt; of bestowing my friendship upon you, don't take it personally please; it's probably not &lt;i&gt;you&lt;/i&gt; who I dislike, it's probably just your grammar, which would have to be pretty &lt;i&gt;ding dang&lt;/i&gt; bad to turn me off. I mean, my grammar sucks really bad, too. XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warning&lt;/b&gt;: I use little things like ":D" and ":3" and stuff, if you haven't noticed yet, and if that annoys you, sorry. But if you bother me about it, I'll bring the eyebrows out on you. D:&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;hearts;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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